Thursday, January 04, 2007

Hotel: Boulder Colorado



I think the guys who design hotels are the same ones that design prisons. The only difference is the decor. In prisons, the walls are painted puke green. In hotels they choose a wallpaper that matches puke. That's because the guests in these places cannot tell where the puke stains are. Actually prisons are better constructed. Most of the furnishings and fixtures are strong and indestructible due to the violent nature of the inmates (guests). In hotel rooms, the furnishings and fixtures are cheap, plastic, and chintzy because the guests (inmates) don't give a shit. They are chosen by bean counters on a cost/room basis. As I said, the plans are the same; only the inside furnishings are different but the prisons are better quality. Oh ya, the only other difference is the doors. In prisons, they are designed to keep people in and in hotels, they are designed to keep people out. In both cases, their success rates are questionable.

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